My car is on the ramp again
cos something's sprung a leak.
My car is on the ramp again
the second time this week.
My car is on the ramp again
it really makes me swear
I think that in it's metal mind
it prefers to be there.
My car breaks down so often I
think its a cry for help.
My car breaks down so often that
it makes my wallet yelp
My car breaks down so often I
am shocked when the wheels turn
I'm doubly shocked to get somewhere
and triply to return.