A Bigger One















When I heard the woman in the next booth say
  Make mine a large one with some cream on top
  A chocca-mocha-latte with some cream on top
  Cream on top
  Just don't stop
  Make mine a large one with some cream on top
My skinny latte turned to vinegar in my mouth.

When I heard the woman in the next booth say
  Can I get a burger and some onion rings
  A quarter-pounder-burger with some onion rings
  Onion rings
  Lovely things
  Can I get a burger and some onion rings
All the enjoyment drained out of my chicken salad sandwich.

When I heard the woman in the next booth say
  That'll never fit me, bring a bigger one
  Still really pretty, just a bigger one
  Bigger one
  Pretty one
  That'll never fit me, bring a bigger one
I looked at myself, and she was right, so I went for the large as well.