They put olives on my pizza, I don't like them
now my whole lunch is ruined don't you see
for I never learned the knack
of sending products back
when they don't match with what they ought to be
So I'll eat around the ghastly green invaders
I'm somewhat picky I have to confess
and at the waitresses appeal
of 'did you enjoy your meal?'
being British I will smile and answer yes
But my plate will give the lie to that assertion
the evidence is plain for all to see
for it looks like a disaster
and the mess that remains after
an explosion in a pizza factory