I can Google like a demon
I mean really really Google
I can come up with the meaning
for a gleamon or a droogle
and before you've phrased the question
or your fingers start their typing
I'll be looking at the answers
and the pages they are citing
I can filter all the answers
and pick out the ones that matter
by avoiding all the chancers
and the ones that are just chatter
I can recognise 'like' farmers
and expunge them from my short list
'til I'm left with just the entries that are what I wanted in the first place
and not all that other old nonsense that's on the Internet.